if you subscribe to Neuralink Blue you will be able to remember who your family is

lol

We call that the “friends and family” plan

(maybe)

When you reach your experience limit, you fall into a coma for 24 hours

For his daughter, forgetting Elon is a feature

Neuralink Blue Prime allows you to turn off ads, but is generally considered unnecessary as rate limits on the standard neuralink have disincentivized ad buyers from using the platform anyway

for $6k more you can get neuralink plaid and enjoy lag free thinking

Oh thank god you’re on this platform.

for 600 minutes a day

Unless you're rate limited.