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Netflix was roundly mocked for releasing their ridiculous shark film as 'Under Paris' instead of the obvious Shark de Triomphe. So they've just released these alternate posters, which I love. #UnderParis

Various movie poster advertising a patently ludicrous film about a shark in the river Seine. Titled 'Shark de Triomphe', 'In Seine', 'Chomps Elysees' (which is genius) and 'Bon-Jaws'
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GCgwenckatz.bsky.social

"Shark de Triomphe" is good, but "Chomps Elysees" is god-tier.

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Le Musée D’orcasay. Oh, apparently it’s a mammal. Never mind.

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MAmommyisaperson.bsky.social

"Chomps Élysées" omfg

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DJclustertuck.bsky.social

I don't get the Shark de Triomphe poster with the picture of the Eiffel Tower. I guess the graphic artist has never been chased by a shark in Paris.

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Ooctavius32.bsky.social

I do love these!

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KMkatie0martin.bsky.social

bon jaws lolbon jaws lol

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KAkrendar.bsky.social

Chomps Elysees wins hands down

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Cjigsawpuzzling.bsky.social

It was ridiculous but enjoyable all the same

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GBakagrumpybear.bsky.social

Watched it last night, as mad as Deep Blue Sea. Loved it, proper B movie 👍

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Apparently the film is too stupid to even be enjoyable, which is a shame, because I love me a shark movie.

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Swish swish motherfucker. AuDHD, Part of the alphabet mafia 🏳️‍🌈, novice egg-chaser 🏉, and scuba diver 🤿. London, UK.
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