if you leave half an avocado peel on the riverbank in the afternoon, you can come back in the evening to see a little guy using it to sail to freedom

takeing a little looksie behind the veil of maya

why are homunculus illegal ?

clownmower

I put my pants on just like everyone else who has a Pants Panther 6000

just came up with a new original bit. it's about how i don't get no respect

semper Mario

don’t mind me I just dropped my last wafer thin mint in the automatic revolving door and been spending the last 30 mins crawling in the vestibule alongside the doors

if they named me “ol yeller” i would have shot myself, sparing my family the ordeal

you always hear "come to brazil". sometimes brazil comes to you