Two years since the worst reply I ever received on Twitter.

Off the ewwwwwOmeter scale

Classic not helping.

Up there with, "Of course I'd piss on you if you were on fire"

Ladies... He's probably still single!

Reader, I married him.

And we've been friends ever since.

I always thought the phrase “it feels like my skin is crawling” was a metaphor until I read that reply.

Jesus Christ.

Oh my God.