New cocktail bar opened in my town and I went on the website to see what sort of vibe it has.

it looks like a pun, but i can’t work out what for.

£9 and looks like a decent amount of booze, I'm intrigued

They have a lot of marketing derring-do, ending the name of their penis drink with "teeny"

Coulda just called it 'The Cocktail'

the penis drink sounds delicious

*sighs, adds Willy Sextini to the list*

Avoid this place, this glass can hardly be properly washed and dried. Yuck!

They couldn't even spell liqueur right (I mean obvs that's not the worst thing about this)!

Erm…classy…?

Gives a whole new meaning to the word "cocktail".