You did not hallucinate a guy in one of the chambers with zip ties. You did not hallucinate another member of the Capitol police being hit with a flagpole bearing a Trump flag. You did not hallucinate Congressman Andy Kim staying behind to help clean up. You did not hallucinate a gallows.
This is the kinda sleep I want to achieve
I for one salute Microsoft for exploring innovative business models such as *checks notes* selling software
Microsoft released a new one-time purchase version of Office with most of the features from the subscription version, I am sure you all will be devastated that it doesn't include the Copilot AI integration (I feel like this is a selling point to most people who would buy a one-time purchase...)
If you're not a fan of the $69.99 annual fee for Microsoft 365, you can get a lifetime license for Microsoft's suite of apps for $149.99.