If you stop looking at the Robovan pictures and just repeat “A bus, but it can only carry 20 passengers” over and over again, eventually you start to understand the intellectual bankruptcy of not just Musk but most of Silicon Valley.

i don’t think it’s sinking in for some white liberals that your neighbor putting up a trump/vance sign is the equivalent of supporting the KKK. it is an act of aggression. i really don’t care if they’ve been nice to you—they are objectively hateful people with whom you should not associate.

The Cybertruck’s simple genius is that it tells you immediately that you’re near one of the dumbest people in your town. And in that it’s good.

Living in Alameda, it is fun for me to explain to people asking where that is “it’s where they have the Nuclear Wessels.”

if you wouldn't wish [insert terrible problem here] on your worst enemy you are insufficiently committed to being a hater

incredibly funny that of all the people who have mounted third party bids for the presidency in my lifetime, ross perot was the *most* serious

my AOC hot take is that she seems a whole lot stronger than obama in a few key areas and i think her potential starts at his peak, it doesn’t end there

which channel should i watch for the DNC??? MSNBC, the liberal channel where all the hosts are former Republican officials, CNN, the liberal channel where all the hosts are former staffers for conservative organs and/or Jake Tapper, or Fox, the centrist channel with an adenochrome correspondent

I don’t care what anyone says, Burbank is my favorite airport. All it does is get people on and off of planes quickly at a very convenient location. The platonic ideal of an airport.

kinda hilarious that the "nobody can tell jokes anymore" crowd is super angry about a couch joke