hey its the savior of humanity, the most famous guy in the universe. can you help me gather 6 wolf pelts

You don’t understand Ashley. The fish is for emotional support. And I don’t know if you’ve been keeping track but I fought a giant salamander and a dude who jumped me from an oven.

Whoa. You’re saying the guy who admitted to spreading a blatant racist lie isn’t going to condemn a blatantly racist liar?

And yet knowing my state it’s still gonna be a close election.

Belly laughed at this

Press: Can you expand a little on one policy of yours? The former POTUS: Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Republicans: Wow his brain is so big!

B-b-b-but the trans athletes! I thought they were the predators! Shit, was it the guys with moral authority in the community who have unquestioned access to minors?

Man 15 years ago I used to be all in on Airbnb. Now I feel that whole industry needs to be destroyed.

I’m sure they’ll get a golden parachute for all of their negligence and terrible business practices anyway.

That’s like a parody name for an HOA prez