hey its the savior of humanity, the most famous guy in the universe. can you help me gather 6 wolf pelts
Bowser watching the security footage of Mario falling into lava and wasting his life counter go from 1 to 0. “Pfft, that guy just mama’d his last mia.”
Ian Fleming was an actual adult man who wrote a book with a character unironically named Pussy Galore
Did audiences lose their goddamn mind the first time someone decided to put the credits at the end?
Me, waiting for my medal after being half-asleep and finally grabbing the end of the toilet paper after trying to find it for two minutes straight while never looking away from my phone
You don’t even have to go that far to disprove media illiteracy in conservatives. The goddamn Bible dishes more shit against the rich and religious hypocrites than Satan.