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Ian Miles Schlong
@tedcruznipples.com
Area man, unfortunately in Los Angeles he/him
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Anyone that says this will kill you at the drop of a hat

Ttheciscokidder.bsky.social

One time I told the Costco greeter to have a good day and he said, "Every day is a good day, some are just better than others." I was like fuck me, they do therapy now too?

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HJhaller.bsky.social

“Today is a good day [to die]” — Klingon Costco

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HShoneynutscooter.bsky.social

of course he said that, he just found his new target

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