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delfin
@thedelfinclutch.bsky.social
Defective chicken, hard-left gadfly, olde person in the way. Not sure why I'm here.
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There is no heir apparent. Until Trump keels over, it's hard to say if someone will emerge as the new fascistic figurehead and be accepted by that base, or if the money guys can retool the media engine sufficiently to regain a degree of party control.

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If we survive the election and the interregnum, Trump will fade a bit from simple inertia. He will remain in prominence until he falls over because a third of Americans will buy into his "THEY STOLE IT AGAIN!" howling, but his incoherence grows by the day even though he'll stay out of jail.

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Without Sirianni's tireless guidance, the Eagles would probably just wander off the field aimlessly and start consuming rotisserie chickens

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"Should I say tallywhacker instead?" "Stop it." "Hog?" "This is-- I-- You-- That--" "Arnold's 3-wood?" "OFF WITH YOUR HEAD"

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I checked, and I am blocked by 12 accounts... only one of which I even recognize (I replied to him once), and eleven whose profile issues and posts I find myself generally agreeing with but whose paths I haven't knowingly crossed. Which is fine? Just odd.

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Advertise your account with just one image.

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I mean, 1) There is no way in hell that this would be a truly random draw. 2) Would I dare spend a dime if I won, knowing that the legality of it would be challenged on many fronts, and that I'd now be personally on the radar of people like Musk? (monkey's paw bends finger, monkey shits itself)

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Being American right now: DOC: We're 90% sure your cancer's in remission. ME: Good! DOC: But the test results won't come in for 16 days. ME: So I have to just sit and wait? DOC: Yeah. ME: Ugh. DOC: And afterwards, pro-cancer people will claim we SHOULD'VE had it and try to inject us all with it.

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If the great war and the end of American civilization begins because a kid in a Grimace suit accidentally knocks Trump onto a three platen grill, I am ready to uniform up but no one can call themselves fully prepared for that

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As a Pennsylvania voter, I expect to get an email with "Dear Sir, I am a SOUTH AFRICAN prince needing your assistance to free up campaign funds, for which you will be paid ONE MILLION US DOLLARS on receipt of your check for $Xxxx made out to..." any time now.

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delfin
@thedelfinclutch.bsky.social
Defective chicken, hard-left gadfly, olde person in the way. Not sure why I'm here.
20 followers38 following426 posts