There is no heir apparent. Until Trump keels over, it's hard to say if someone will emerge as the new fascistic figurehead and be accepted by that base, or if the money guys can retool the media engine sufficiently to regain a degree of party control.

If we survive the election and the interregnum, Trump will fade a bit from simple inertia. He will remain in prominence until he falls over because a third of Americans will buy into his "THEY STOLE IT AGAIN!" howling, but his incoherence grows by the day even though he'll stay out of jail.

Without Sirianni's tireless guidance, the Eagles would probably just wander off the field aimlessly and start consuming rotisserie chickens

"Should I say tallywhacker instead?" "Stop it." "Hog?" "This is-- I-- You-- That--" "Arnold's 3-wood?" "OFF WITH YOUR HEAD"

I checked, and I am blocked by 12 accounts... only one of which I even recognize (I replied to him once), and eleven whose profile issues and posts I find myself generally agreeing with but whose paths I haven't knowingly crossed. Which is fine? Just odd.

I mean, 1) There is no way in hell that this would be a truly random draw. 2) Would I dare spend a dime if I won, knowing that the legality of it would be challenged on many fronts, and that I'd now be personally on the radar of people like Musk? (monkey's paw bends finger, monkey shits itself)

If the great war and the end of American civilization begins because a kid in a Grimace suit accidentally knocks Trump onto a three platen grill, I am ready to uniform up but no one can call themselves fully prepared for that

Next week, he will announce that yet another lucky winner will have Arnold Palmer's preserved unit surgically grafted on

If we want truly effective prognostication, we know in which direction humanity needs to look.

At this point, I'd rather be EATING THE CATS(tm) than anything with a Boar's Head logo on it