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Being American right now: DOC: We're 90% sure your cancer's in remission. ME: Good! DOC: But the test results won't come in for 16 days. ME: So I have to just sit and wait? DOC: Yeah. ME: Ugh. DOC: And afterwards, pro-cancer people will claim we SHOULD'VE had it and try to inject us all with it.
As a Pennsylvania voter, I expect to get an email with "Dear Sir, I am a SOUTH AFRICAN prince needing your assistance to free up campaign funds, for which you will be paid ONE MILLION US DOLLARS on receipt of your check for $Xxxx made out to..." any time now.
If Trump is this exhausted, why doesn't someone on his team just put him in front of the Gorilla Channel and let him recharge for a while
+1 for the Dems in PA today. It will be nice to not have to look at Trumpoids in line on Election Day.
I am eagerly awaiting Trump's medical records, signed off by Dr. Loomer, letting America know that Trump is 6'10", 225 pounds, 0.5% body fat, he is 39 years old and will always be 39 years old, and he has a fourteen-inch penis and a nine-inch penis in case the first one somehow breaks
The one and only good thing about QAnon types deciding to try to spur things along, so to speak, is that people unstable and crazy enough to WANT to vote by bullet are almost invariably too dumb to avoid stomping on their own dicks in the process.
We are considering buying a clicker training book for my in-laws to help them guide their lovable-but-rambunctious young cat. My fear is that the cat will hide the clicker and then my mother-in-law will find herself doing things around the house and not knowing why.
What frustrates me most about Trump's desperate, increasingly violent rhetoric is that 'mainstream' media will refuse to cover it with the gravity that it deserves. Explicit dehumanization of the Other. Increasingly ridiculous crimes attributed to them. Exaggerations becoming lies becoming libel.
I look forward to gutlaughing at the first American TV pundit who refers to this Iranian missile attack as "unprovoked." Suicidal? Maybe. But not that.