Cocaine Bear is an allegory about what happens when you give a bear cocaine
One of the little underrated moments of levity in life is when you mean to write “the” and accidentally write “tehe”
People will point to something and say “see voting doesn’t do anything” and it’s literally just the consequences of Republicans winning elections
“look, you don’t like me and i don’t like you, let’s find common ground around our hostility toward age of consent laws”
Jesus Christ, lol. They did the same thing to me a while back. I don't even remember the quote. I just remember having to explain that it was a quote. They didn't care.
What did you do this time?!?
Guy who really likes pears: "Don't talk to me until I've had my pear"Guy who really likes pears: "Don't talk to me until I've had my pear"
I want to personally thank Kendrick Lamar. My Toronto bicycle shop, Certified Pedal-phile, has seen a huge uptick in business ever since he mentioned us in his song. Thank you, Mr. Lamar.