Cocaine Bear is an allegory about what happens when you give a bear cocaine
One of the little underrated moments of levity in life is when you mean to write “the” and accidentally write “tehe”
People will point to something and say “see voting doesn’t do anything” and it’s literally just the consequences of Republicans winning elections
“look, you don’t like me and i don’t like you, let’s find common ground around our hostility toward age of consent laws”
Guy who really likes pears: "Don't talk to me until I've had my pear"Guy who really likes pears: "Don't talk to me until I've had my pear"
I want to personally thank Kendrick Lamar. My Toronto bicycle shop, Certified Pedal-phile, has seen a huge uptick in business ever since he mentioned us in his song. Thank you, Mr. Lamar.
Hi, guys. I haven't been around for a while. Are we still calling them skeets?
(hears Lee Greenwood playing at the NFL Draft) (cocks handgun)
as a guy that played sports in high school with all of these insane cops and then someone that moved toward more intellectual spaces where they hate cops i am here to tell you that these guys just really enjoy beating the shit out of smart kids they just enjoy it