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PWmarkpopham.bsky.social

it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more

photograph of a round cake covered in chocolate crunchies with ice cream cone horns, eyes, a wide pink smile, little arms and a belly indicating a friendly little monster guy
photograph of the actual cake through a carvel box, the guy looks fuuuuucked upppppp. he looks surprised and disgusted
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DCdavechen.bsky.social

Every plot summary I read for an upcoming film makes me feel like there’s a gas leak in my house

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Jjetblackraider.bsky.social

Sorry 40k lore is important !✨ you need the tidbits

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Qqsy.bsky.social

Did a lot of stuff I can't post last month, so I treated myself with a Halfling man-at-arms for #hobbitday#art#armor

A Hobbit or Halfling or whatever you wanna call them decked out in Late Medieval armor. He is wielding a Lochaber axe, which is a two hander with a broad crescent blade emblazoned with a lion and a hook to bring down taller enemies (which is to say all of them). He is also wearing a rondel dagger and a hurlbat on his belt; a hurlbat is a small, all-metal throwing axe, and his reads "Vangst!" on it which means "Catch!" in Dutch.
His armor is made up of a coat of plate with a green and white textile cover with a red and gold plaque belt, while his limbs are fully armored with maille patches filling in the articulations. His sabatons (on his feet) are decorated with very pointy golden caps that curl up like some fashionable shoes did back then.
His helmet is a kettle hat adorned with gilded rivets and a large golden rooster, with big green rooster feathers making up its tail. The rest of his face and neck under his nose are covered in two-tone gilded maille.
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TLlehmannthiago.bsky.social

The Empress

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Bcrushbort.bsky.social

alright first squad of world eaters done except for the banner name. they’re supposed to be set at the siege of terra by the time they stink real bad. i definitely didn’t use any heads i originally painted up for a different legion #warhammer#warhammercommunity

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PWmarkpopham.bsky.social

say what you will about gustav holst that mother fucker knew exactly what planets sound like

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Sstarshine.bsky.social

Denethor: whos this strider i hear of bob? Halderman: [inaudible] serpent ring Denethor: shame Angmar didnt wipe out all the damn halfbloods [inaudible] Halderman: [inaudible] savior of Helms Deep Denethor: cant these horsemen [inaudible] thatched barn where [expletive deleted] roll on the floor

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Nthereilneil.bsky.social

Two more wrangler wranglers . This time in blue raspberry and cherry. #warhammercommunity#necromunda

Two genestealers. Both with brown armour platers, bone skin. One with blue accents the other vibrant red.
Two genestealers. Both with brown armour platers, bone skin. One with blue accents the other vibrant red. Back shot.
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@thereilneil.bsky.social
Trying to be more active online.
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