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The Salmon Mousse
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meant to receive an important parcel from Royal Mail today which was due to arrive between noon and 4.30pm and it's still not arrived, I'm yet to leave the flat today, I had a big sunny afternoon walk planned anyway in unrelated news if any of you needs someone stabbed I'd be so happy to help

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Here I am, just about to see Geoff Tate play in front of about 200 people in Swansea. In his heyday, he’d have been looking out at 30,000 fans at festival shows. The only explanation I can find, as The Carpenters would say, is that the legacy guys just love playing music.

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“That’s ok, I already know about the Rebel plans. Laura Kuenssberg sent them to me by mistake.”

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“Interview’s off, sorry.”

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What I love about Jimmy Carter is that he hasn’t lost his trademark sense of humour. Always saying things like “100 years is too many” and “kill me”. He’s still the Joker In Chief! 😂

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They put out a suggestion box at work and everyday I leave the same note in it: I think you should consider displaying a suggestion box

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This is a wonderful podcast from two of Britain’s wittiest intellectuals, @iandunt.bsky.social@dorianlynskey.bsky.social

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I returned home yesterday to find a letter from a company offering me an excellent deal on my own cremation. It gave me much to consider as I mopped up the water from my overflowing washing machine.

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Just built myself a website. You might know me from a podcast, or from my writing — but I also edit and consult, mostly for NGOs. Always happy to quote for new commissions and projects. www.rostaylor.me

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The Salmon Mousse
@thesalmonmousse.bsky.social
Only God and judges can judge me.
63 followers95 following357 posts