“That’s ok, I already know about the Rebel plans. Laura Kuenssberg sent them to me by mistake.”

Me, I’m a Norrton man.

Wow 😮

“Interview’s off, sorry.”

What I love about Jimmy Carter is that he hasn’t lost his trademark sense of humour. Always saying things like “100 years is too many” and “kill me”. He’s still the Joker In Chief! 😂

They put out a suggestion box at work and everyday I leave the same note in it: I think you should consider displaying a suggestion box

This is a wonderful podcast from two of Britain’s wittiest intellectuals, @iandunt.bsky.social@dorianlynskey.bsky.social

I returned home yesterday to find a letter from a company offering me an excellent deal on my own cremation. It gave me much to consider as I mopped up the water from my overflowing washing machine.

Just built myself a website. You might know me from a podcast, or from my writing — but I also edit and consult, mostly for NGOs. Always happy to quote for new commissions and projects. www.rostaylor.me

We've pulled a mother and daughter from Blackburn.