Another unrealistic beauty standard (moist and bouncy)

I cannot aspire

Also foldy

This is how I imagine emerging from Demi Moore's back.

Moo Deng's perpetual look of "AAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON" fuels me. She's so damn cute, people need to stop throwing water and stuff at her when she's resting. She eepy, smol babie.

It me.

I hate the word moist.

I don't know why, this reminded me of youtu.be/Uk7Ae1-KfwY?... eew

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