I hate when I trip and fall and accidentally eat a whole rack of ribs

I mean, once you're down there and the ribs are down there too ...

I hate that too it sucks man

Far better to eat a rack of ribs sitting down

Nice to see you here

What a horrible* way to end the day. *horribly awesome

Pork or beef?

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I once fell down some stairs and all the pigs and cows were gone