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Trish Byrne
@trishyb.bsky.social
The usual: books, films, dogs, telly. (she/her or they/them, either's fine) What's hot: SRK, peace and justice, any joke referencing Master and Commander. What's not: If you have to ask...
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Claude saying “main character energy” is about as natural as when that dude from Leeds museum says it. #strictly

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Come on Glasgow! #strictly

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I went to the cinema. As I was leaving, a woman who'd been sat at the other end of the aisle asked if I'd enjoyed the film. We got chatting. In the space of time it takes to exit a cinema, she covered the following points.

1. She pissed herself during the film
2. It's ok though cos she's wearing a pad
3. She's on a Tinder date (the guy was there)
4. She's been barred from this cinema 4 times
5. One time was for sliding down the stairs on a child's booster seat
6. Another time for was attempting to steal a painting from the foyer wall
7. This was justified as it was painted by her brother
8. The cinema have subsequently relocated the painting to a higher spot (she pointed it out to me)
9. She had her hen do on her own because she went to the wrong place
10. The film was predictable and it's a bit dull that the good guys won
11. She thinks it would be cool to be murdered 
12. It would be best if it was a serial killer rather than a one-off murderer
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Like, why did they ever mention it? #strictly

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I’m sorry, but when I look at JB all I can think is “turkey farmer”. #strictly

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Robert Fripp is right to boo. #strictly

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That was the worst samba music they’ve ever had. Much too Cabaret. #strictly

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One for just @nedraggett.bsky.social, probably, but if they ever do a "how we made Spinal Tap" film...

Swedish drag performer Vanity Vain out of drag. The resemblance to Michael McKean, beloved star of Spinal Tap and Better Call Saul, is striking to me.
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Moderate your expectations, is all I'll say.

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If there's one thing the Furiosa films really highlight, it's just how interchangeable/disposable young men are to older men who crave power. And how much you have to alter Chris Hemworth's face in order to not have everyone just fall in love with him.

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Trish Byrne
@trishyb.bsky.social
The usual: books, films, dogs, telly. (she/her or they/them, either's fine) What's hot: SRK, peace and justice, any joke referencing Master and Commander. What's not: If you have to ask...
294 followers273 following1.2k posts