THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN

“You fucked with squirrels! Never fuck with squirrels!”

My screen saver

Can't get regular pig, will settle for long pig.

I have heard... Tales. About the squirrels near the Capitol Mall in DC. They didn't even require bacon. They'd swarm you for potato chips!

A cautionary tail.

Yeah, squirrels are dangerous.

It’s Florida’s marshmallow alligators all over again… 😱

This could have been *such* a different album:

"pedestrian = bacon" -- motorist

Are we talking Houses of Parliament and Gammons here?