Coffee so white it doesn't know how many Nazis it takes to make it a Nazi bar.

Coffee so white it thinks we need more civil discourse.

Coffee so white it thinks cop reform is possible.

Coffee so white it thinks there were decent people on both sides

Coffee so white it doesn't know what "land back" is referring to.

Coffee so white it doesn't believe in reparations.

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I'm not a mental health professional by any stretch but I see stuff like this and... we are less than five years "out" of a collective global trauma, guys. One that never got meaningfully even *addressed* -- let alone fixed -- for the majority of society.

I like my coffee like I like my women: steeped in the blood of the Old Gods, brimming with unknown power, deadly to the unsuspecting and unwary.