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whet moser
@whet.bsky.social
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chickens come from a can / they were put there by a man / in a factory downtown
I bet it sounds like spam when you try to shake it out of the can. Just a weird slurpy sucky sound, but bigger.
Great skeet
no no no NO plz no
If I get this stuck in my head after having Tom Waites in my head for a week (“choppety-chop goes the axe in the woods, meet me by the fall-down tree…”), then I’m gonna find you and make you pay. 👀
Going to the drugstore Gonna buy a can of chicken
All of these chickens Chickens in cans All of these chickens Chicken like Spam
If I had my little way I'd eat chicken every day
This is in what's hot and yet it's absolutely the opposite lmao
WM
whet moser
@whet.bsky.social
newsletters @ nyt. ex qz, chicago mag, chicago reader. i'm not a miracle worker, i'm a janitor
3.4k followers1.4k following12.1k posts