jimmy carter finally getting to heaven and seeing st. peter is a big guinea worm

I am 👀 at this language. While the court resisted outright acknowledging forced labor as involuntary servitude, here it is walking riiigghht up to the line of making a 13th Amendment argument for abortion rights, which I would be absolutely here for !!

"Said a lot of really smart stuff"

So why have I seen like a thousand posts saying "how dare you say people in red states deserve natural disasters" but I've seen exactly 0 people actually saying that

They like a little soak. I think about the ones I've seen in Florida nestled in tree branches - they get frequently drenched in the rain.

Yeah. Men are leaders; women can only pretend.

Looking back I think it took a couple years for our dog to feel 100% at home and confident with us. It's so rewarding to see.

I've designed a phone without all the annoying apps and features. There's just one big button you smash that says WIFE and it calls your wife. If you don't have a wife then you practice with it for when you do

Yeah it sucks. We are trapped in the restaurant.