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FEplokishmok3.bsky.social

"Oh no... what an INNOCENT error... my bad..." the secret feeder tech-genius bemused as the robo-hands seemingly glitch and start feeding the entire robotics research department donuts until suits start to frame, lab coats tear, and the average BMI of the facility jumps to 45+...

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PGjoeyneilsen.bsky.social

A student in my class could submit a lab report from ChatGPT. It could have a clear intro, an analysis of the data, and a discussion of the physical implications and sources of uncertainty. But they would get a zero and an integrity violation because they took credit for words that weren't theirs.

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KGkarlgalle.bsky.social

What if Long Covid were a horror novella? Not actually the root cause here, but my goodness will it be relatable to anyone who's suffered from nebulous but debilitating fatigue-based conditions, and this tale by @hildur.bsky.socialbookshop.org/p/books/the-...

Cover of my local public library's copy of the novel The Night Guest, by Hildur Knútsdóttir.
Inside flap description of the book - trust me, it's good.
Opening paragraphs of the book, as the narrator describes being SO VERY VERY TIRED all of the time.
Opening narration continues, with a description that nearly every post-viral fatigue or other chronic illness patient can relate to, especially if female, of having doctors declare that all the blood tests are normal, so why don't you just rest, exercise, see a psychologist, blah-blah-blah-blah we'll cash our lab test checks and thank you very much to just go away now.
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TMbran-bal.bsky.social

The images describe a need for $4400 to get a full lab panel done on mud samples from rivers swelled and tainted by Helene. This is time sensitive; the 19th is the last chance for them to pay and get this done before samples degrade.

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MRrealscide.bsky.social

Ne, field experiments oder lab in the field haben wir keine gemacht. Aber vllt hat mein kollege die literatur dahingehend besser im Kopf.

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UAthelotusyeeter.bsky.social

we're know it's not easy for a family to identify the body. we're still waiting on results from the lab, but we think that she died of blunt force trauma after she saw a beautiful woman, screamed AWOOGA, and repeated hit herself on the head with a hammer. it's the leading cause of death in lesbians.

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Sstephrb.bsky.social

Fake news. *8* yo lab that NEVER touched the kitchen? All my labs have led with their stomachs! And then their unending love for their human! Happy Jake!

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SKjohnhoyabembe.bsky.social

Ah, 3 hours of sleep and 10 mg of lab grade amphetamines.

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