I ❤️ potatoes. My insulin no longer does. Potatoes are now a sometimes food and I will die mad about it.

It has the same flavor profile as regular coke but also that nasty artificial sweetener aftertaste that coats your mouth and LINGERS

We don't generally let people pour sewage into public swimming pools. Don't see why we should let people poison the internet with toxic generative "A.I." misinformation and bullshit.

My WTF meter just pegged.

Pretty sure your local TV weather man is less volcano lair supervillain and more put a sweater on or you'll be cold mom.

Electing them only encourages them.

My state's AG is a Trumper whom a judge sent back to remedial law school because he didn't know how to trial correctly. He wants to be president someday.

I'm fine donating blood as long as someone can take me home and tuck me into bed after.

After the third time I nearly passed out on the table it was gently suggested that I not donate blood anymore. But I'm an edge case.

Pretty sure the average TV meteorologist is less volcano lair supervillain and more your mom. "Put on a sweater, you're going to be cold "