for about five minutes every day I stop trying to be rational adult and give in to the internal monologue that is constantly screaming WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE VOTE FOR THAT GUY AGAIN then I go back to pretending we aren't a month out from finding out if we have a dictator

We don't generally let people pour sewage into public swimming pools. Don't see why we should let people poison the internet with toxic generative "A.I." misinformation and bullshit.

You had me at ‘still use the Oxford comma…’

first of all, i am a delight you fuckin, dumbass.

*𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵* *𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵* “Holy shit…”

Oh, for sure. Historically, when there are big climate shifts group behavior becomes increasingly wild.

"What is the meaning of this?" King Arthur demanded. "We swore an oath," Lancelot said, "to aid damsels and accept their quests." Galahad nodded. "I met a lady who requested free universal healthcare." "Basic universal income," Percival added. "And universal suffrage," Bors said. #MicroFiction

Regarding threats mad to meteorologists: Pretty sure the average TV meteorologist is less volcano lair supervillain and more your mom. "Put on a sweater, you're going to be cold."

I only eat seasonal produce

I cannot attend the function, I will be brooding in the forest at that time