men love to show you a knife and tell you that it is technically illegal

Many such instances

thats right *holds up my spork*

You should see my knife. (Attachment failed, I hate mobile sometimes...)

The best kind of illegal.

Just more behavior from emotionally stunted, 30 year old boys.

Men are so cool...

"technically as a black belt from the mall dojo, I have to register my fists as deadly weapons."