Rings Of Power does this thing where an elf will be like "it would seem that someone woke up on the wrong side of the tree" and a dwarf will be like "ah you've always been able to see the light at the end of the cave" or a proto-hobbit will be like "when life gives you crabapples, make crabappleaid"

finally got around to watching hundreds of beavers and holy shit what a movie

i am human and i need a koenigsegg, just like everybody else does

this is the kind of gently amusing low effort joke that once proliferated on twitter, in days of old

I am the nepo baby of a shyness that is criminally vulgar

for the second day in a row i got up just before dawn to try to see a comet, and failed. so it’s now a grudge match. BUT i did take some nice pictures of the nearly-new moon that i turned into this composite image 🔭

Nobody has ever scored more than 50,000 points in Night In The Woods and as such the prize remains unclaimed

TBH the experience was similar to when we saw Lady In The Water at a regular full price theater.

Saw The Happening on a rainy night in a dollar theater with leaks in the roof and tarps and buckets on the chairs beneath them. Everyone seemed to realize early on that it was a very silly movie and it was just a hoot after that

I've designed a phone without all the annoying apps and features. There's just one big button you smash that says WIFE and it calls your wife. If you don't have a wife then you practice with it for when you do