Pregnancy/nursing caused hair changes are wild. I’m feeling very “but when will my curls return from the war?” about my current hair 🙃

It’s actually ridiculous that if you drive a car, taxpayer money is used to clear snow from the street, but if you walk - an activity with virtually no negative externalities - you have to rely on individual residents to clear snow from your path. Really tells you what cities value.

I just went on a whole craft planning journey to avoid plastic gold pirate coins in my set up for preschool trunk or treat. then remembered foil wrapped chocolate coins exist and probably way safer than hand crafted wax coins 🤦🏻‍♀️ Feels like I saved at least $100 and probably 6 hours of time

You have 43 days to leave comments on this proposed change and I can assure you that without a chorus of public support this won’t go anywhere. Tell your friends!

you're going to have to forgive me for a moment while i stare off into the distance and contemplate the staggering level of venal corruption involved in deeply gouging taxpayers to pay for a specific bible so that donald trump can collect royalties. on bibles. for public school classrooms.

you’re bundling secular political documents with the word of God in a volume stamped by the living incarnation of the golden calf? yeah we scrappin’

I knew there would be a lot of bodily fluids involved in parenting. But, my god I had NO idea how much of my time/mental capacity would be devoted to poop doulaing. Even past potty training!

it really is not an exaggeration in the slightest to say that the trump vance plan for reducing housing costs is ethnic cleansing

I do want to force catholic hospitals to perform abortions against their will, actually. If you can't offer full maternal care don't be a hospital. Fuck off.

Very rude of my sewing machine to have developed an issue I can’t seem to fix on my own during my precious block of child free sewing time. 🫠