Look, you say 33 isn't old, but Facebook is serving me targeted ads for pickleball insoles. I've never even played. They just are pretty sure I'm old.
used to be you could forge in secret a master Ring to control all others: One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. can't anymore though, because of woke
NIMBYs though
Now it's talking about blood glucose and diabetes. Again, weird 5 year old but ok.
I don't know *exactly* what my five year old is watching... But I know it's a cartoon. I've caught the phrases "general anesthesia," "antioxidants," and now it is talking about climate change. I think she's fine. I know she's weird.
I walked by a monument to COVID health care workers on the Hudson River a few weeks ago and realized, "wow, a million people died and nobody even stopped to mourn it." It was the first time I saw any monument to COVID deaths because we've politicized a million dead people. It's been 3+ years.
PBS closed caption guy having meltdown: [ARGHH! I'm tired of this shit! Gonna fucking kill them all!] Deaf guy: Dang, Elmo seems stressed.