If you have more than a billion dollars you should be required to employ someone whose only job is to constantly tell you why your latest idea is fuckin stupid.

Please forward this to Axl Rose.

I will do this for free

Hey, this is Capitalism, we call it an Invisible Hand for a reason.

Goddamn I would be so good at this. I already do this for my employers and they’re not even close to being billionaires

"A slave stood behind the conqueror holding a golden crown and whispering in his ear a warning: that all glory is fleeting." - George Patton

Apocryphal story says that a Roman servant would ride behind triumphant generals during military victory parades whispering "Memento te mortalem" or "Memento Homo" or "Momento mori" in their ears. "Remember you are mortal"

This would also serve as a jobs program for our nations many underemployed professional grade haters.

They should hire someone to whisper in their ear: 'memento mori' at all times

"Remember, Caesar, that thou too art a dipshit."

I think Elon spent 44B on that. Sadly, many support his stupid ideas that way as well though.