I blame myself. I didnât watch season 2 because my girlfriend said âYou better not stream it without me!â. Thereâs so much I havenât seen đ
it always annoys me when someone starts talking, gets your attention, and then just sort of abruptly stops without actually saying anything of substance. iâll give you an example
Me: Iâm so full I just ate Panda GF: Oh I love Panda Express Me: I wish it was Express, took me forever to get that thing out the zoo
Time to return Santaâs gifts because he doesnât seem to understand I need money and not a toaster that makes grilled cheese sandwiches.
I dunno if I was naughty or nice, but Santa gave me more ball hair this year. I just wish it was more hair on my balls instead of a sandwich bag full of his pubes.
It's time for Christmas screaming. It's just like caroling, except it feels good
Learning how digital music works: That, makes snense Learning how vinyl record works: how can one trap the mellifluous sounds of the lyre in a mere ebon disc? they have wed themselves to the devil to produce this witchery
Sometimes wisdom is writing a whole snarky post and then immediately deleting it instead of posting it.