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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
writer sometimes. clown always. she/her.
my intrusive thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw
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guy who says "per my last female" when referring to his ex
'My first wife' - husband introduction.
an employer of mine always introduced her husband, "this is charlie, my first husband."
Not to invoke Truth and Her well, again, but that guy should be pushed down the well by Truth as she smirks down at him as he splashes down
likely he means final female it tracks
I hope this female finds you [points to detective]
I hope she finds him. Well…
wake up babe, new Type of Guy just dropped!
the same guy that pronounces female like tamale
maybe he's ferengi
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
writer sometimes. clown always. she/her.
my intrusive thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw
4.3k followers576 following19.9k posts