Saying "you had a good life" and trying to close someone's eyes like a corpse when I'm tired of listening to them

Doing this at my next performance review, will report back

Put pennies on their eyes, I do

Yeah, they don't close so easily, take it from someone who's been there, done that.

Going to make a girl swoon on a 1st date with this move!

This is even funnier if it’s in the Michael Scott “Prison Mike” voice.

The relationship dynamic i want tbh

"resquiat in pace"

I just say “stop generating” when somebody talks too much but I guess I’m tame

brb gonna try this on my boss

I'm so doing this.