This Valentine’s Day, skip the floral and gift her oral 💕
I scored with the butcher today. Good thing for my freezer I know a lot about packing big meat into small boxes.
I had McDonalds for lunch and am having pizza for dinner. Sign up for my Nutrition Blog for more helpful tips.
got in a fight about whether Bewitched or I Dream of Jeannie is better. I was making a Samanthic argument, is what I'm saying.
In a metaphorical way
I deactivated it. I don’t like unsolicited DMs and this place is much quieter. I’m my clean side there and my naughty shouldn’t say it out loud side here.
Suddenly this place needs a troll patrol. A patroll, if you will.
The biggest difference between here and my nsfw Twitter account was that over there my timeline was all tit pictures and cock pictures, and over here my skyline is all tit with cock pictures
