Anyone know how to get rid of a raging temple headache, a anxiety induced bloody nose, and general disparity for life #iwannasleep

your honor idk what contempt is but i would love to be held

I propose the Burning Man situation be resolved by the old burners overrunning the gentrified billionaire camps and engaging in cannibalism. I feel it would be a wonderful artistic commentary.

Part of why people get so excited for Halloween is because it's one of the few holidays that isn't centered around family. You can just go & do your own weird thing. Embrace your inner werewolf. Howl at the moon. Chase a squirrel. Pass out in your bath tub. No one will stop you.

I just opened Facebook for the first time in ages and found out a friend I haven’t seen in many years now has three children. Going on that site feels like dropping in on a long-running soap opera someone else is watching, only recognizing half the characters, and being totally lost with the plot.

Fries 2/10 Animal fries 9/10 Double Double 5/10 Double double animal style w/ grilled onions 9/10 Shakes 5/10 thick bois not too much flavor Everything else except sauce mid

in a decaying palace ruled by eldritch Ladies and populated by weird medieval guys™️, a mortician-nun sets out to fix the broken seasons, and an apprentice tries to land his promised job: fighting the local monster (preorder link: bookshop.org/p/books/the-...)

Maybe the book writing style just isn't for you but since it's a classical book there is bound to be a ton of adaptions. These are the ones I found on Wikipedia

I vibe with this energy wholly

"Why do you think you'd be a good fit?" Fuck you. Read my fucking resume you little bitch