MK
merritt k - wishlist Fledgling Manor
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No recall or intervention can work in this place. Columnist @1900hotdog.bsky.social / patreon.com/merrittk / represented by Connor Goldsmith (connor@fuseliterary.com) / @insecretplaces.com
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"Why do you think you'd be a good fit?" Fuck you. Read my fucking resume you little bitch
I vibe with this energy wholly
“what makes you want to work HERE?” money, motherfucker. i need it to survive.
I dunno, you called me in for this interview so I must not be complete shit, right?
I feel this so much
i just sent this to 10 or so people in my life who would find it as satisfying as i do & need it in their life right now because this shit is fucking demoralizing
"Why do you think you'd be a good fit?" the years of experiences I have. I helpfully detailed them on my resume for you to review!
"What made you want to work at Company?" Well I would say probably the looming specter of poverty
MK
merritt k - wishlist Fledgling Manor
@merrittk.com
No recall or intervention can work in this place. Columnist @1900hotdog.bsky.social / patreon.com/merrittk / represented by Connor Goldsmith (connor@fuseliterary.com) / @insecretplaces.com
34k followers645 following16.2k posts