FBI guy 1: it doesn’t matter what we put on the stakeout van, it can be anything, just say we do floors FBI guy 2: what kind of floors FBI guy 1: who gives a shit! all types of floors! get the fuck outta here!

Okay so this took some doing and is not precise because liver size is variable. Found a study putting liver size at 18.1 mL/kg body weight. Assume the ideal 70kg patient. Thats 1267 mL. That’s about 2 and a half peanut butter jars. 1/2

If you say "don't take this the wrong way" you can say the wrongest shit about someone directly to their face.

This one's not about the insurrection either. His wife was just responding to something a rude waiter said to her. www.nytimes.com/2024/05/22/u...

Another Provocative Flag Was Flown at Another Alito Home

The justice’s beach house displayed an “Appeal to Heaven” flag, a symbol carried on Jan. 6 and associated with a push for a more Christian-minded government.

COP: Can I see your license? ME: I don't know..."CAN" you? COP: Oh, I meant "may" I see it? ME: No COP: Dang

It's the drug ENFORCEMENT agency, not the drug determination agency. It makes no sense that anyone would give a shit what they think about medical benefits of a drug. That absolutely should be up to HHS, Justice Department, or Congress. apnews.com/article/mari...

Top US drug agency a notable holdout in Biden's push to loosen federal marijuana restrictions

The Biden administration’s push to reclassify marijuana as a less-dangerous drug is going forward without the support of the nation’s premier narcotics agency.

Saved a mud turtle who had a broken shell from a lawnmower yesterday. Feels good, man.

I was so happy when I realized --hey, I did grow up to be a debaser!

Sure. Why not train the AI that makes up shit on data from a website where people make up lots of shit. www.marketwatch.com/story/reddit...