“I give up Drinking for the rest of the year” vs “I give up. Drinking for the rest of the year” Punctuation matters

I said I was sorry for stabbing you 7 times in the leg, please respond

at disneyland telling random kids this is all bullshit

They're lucky if there is one witness to a murder, but they require two at a wedding, so that tells you which is more dangerous.

"Thank you for your payment." Thank YOU for exploiting my desire for continued existence.

As I get older, I realize my opportunities to get stuck in a well are diminishing.

Subtitles are nature’s sleeping pills

If they're old enough to go to school they're old enough to hitchhike there.

Such a beautiful sight lol

Yet another desperate email from a company on its last limb. Sorry bucko capitalism ain't workin for me either