I'm a guy who is used to winning arguments by noticing the personal attacks on me, at the same time as there are zero arguments against what I say.
Feels just like old times on Twitter this - my TL is full of rattled trots.
Jacking off generally refers to male not female masturbation in the UK. But happy to take the L anyway as it made me chuckle!
lol. i'm not sure how one "jacks off" a woman, but it's a nice image Mr Crab Fart.
I very much regret accepting free tickets to see the football team I have supported all my life. I clearly should have followed Rishi Sunak's example and accepted free tickets to see a team I only pretended to like and travelled to the game by helicopter.
Matt Forde: ‘Football is medication. For an hour and a half you forget you’ve got cancer’
After life-changing surgery, the comedian, satirist and Nottingham Forest supporter was moved by the kindness and goodwill offered by his hometown club
I agree, glad you're enjoying it here!
I often think football would be much better without the fans 🤣🤣🤣
