all I want is the life of a Victorian era woman sent to the seaside for hysteria

Careful what you wish for. You might end up in a cloister for the rest of your life.

It is yours for the taking mi'lady

With her lady's maid and a footman.

now imagining starting a flourishing TikTok-based “retro travel” business called Pocket Full Of Rocks for all the well-heeled twenty-something Virginia Woolf fans out there…

That malaise is a bitch.

This is all I have ever wanted. I shall take to my bed.

My problem with the Victorian era is the bodices. Too many! It seems like every woman was putting their whole body into a hockey skate

All I want is the life of an unwanted Kennedy daughter: a lobotomy.

sorry we can only offer a mountaintop consumption convalescence at this time, we apologize for the inconvenience

Me too Maura. Me too.