Every time I see a clip of Musk speaking it's like when I found out how Jordan Peterson actually sounds. Like he has negative rizz. He's a rizz event horizon from which no rizz can emerge. The rizz death of the universe

the video of him at the dealbook conference looks like someone is operating him like a muppet

Charisma black hole

muppet like movement. his torso is hollow and there's a henson's arm running up his neck

he is made of antibabygronkium

The man is an anti-wetness device.

There is a little alien guy Men In Black-style controlling Elon’s body will be very disappointed when he reads your post

I’ve thus far refused to acknowledge the term ‘rizz’ in any way due to age but this feels unchallengably spot-on