I’ve been wearing trousers wrong (too low; below the hip) for about 18 years. And now I’ve realised that, they’re infinitely more comfortable 😅 Never too late to learn something new!
My now-wife contacted me after we matched on Tinder in 2015. Best online interaction I’ve ever had 🥰
Ugh, “tolerant left” myth was just a dog whistle for them to bully or harass somebody, wish we could have realised that sooner
Block early block often is the lesson I take with me from Twitter to every other social sphere for the betterment of my personal use of the platform(s)
“Have you watched-“ I haven’t. My child is 7. I will see that movie you’re talking about when it’s on streaming in a year, about 35 minutes at a time, over the course of two weeks, possibly on my phone.
"Help! Mike's been bit!" Me, violently thrashing as I turn into a vampire: "BITTEN!"
Ah the personification of my imposter syndrome
You’ve got this! (If you want it, don’t let the streak consume you like it has me 💀)
Fun fact: this means the sun will finally set on the British Empire. Once handed to Mauritius there will be a point in the day in which all remaining British colonial possessions (and Britain itself) will be in darkness. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
In a historic move, the UK gives up sovereignty of a strategic group of islands in the Indian Ocean.