A legend walks among us

everytime i spill my tea taking it out of the microwave i use that liquid to wipe down the microwave dish follow me for more housekeeping tips

Combine two bands The Tragically Hip Replacements

Running for the seabus.

The mumbai level of Hitman is the biggest crock of shit I've seen, the idea that anyone in that city would see you choking out some rich fuck in a hand tailored suit and run to call for help instead of asking if they could split the proceeds if they help you is why we need more sensitivity readers

the genuine form of the nacho, as seen at joe t garcias. not this chip salad like they have in california

We need a word stronger than “hero” or “legend” for this man

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Nachos are named for Ignacio Anaya, the maître d'hotel at the Victory Club in Piedras Negras, across the Texas border from Eagle Pass, TX. 1943: US Army wives, tired from shopping, asked him to whip up a snack. He covered tostados with Wisconsin cheddar, stuck under a broiler & added jalapeños.

nobody here wants an elon musk parody account read the goddamned room

I've designed a phone without all the annoying apps and features. There's just one big button you smash that says WIFE and it calls your wife. If you don't have a wife then you practice with it for when you do