some of these hypothetical sodas include TALLY, ROWDY, SUN MAGIC, BONZA, LEAN JEAN, VIBRA, CASUAL, TROVE, BIG BRONC, TORK, SIGMA, SUNSWIRL, SUNSLIM, SUNDAY, SUNCAP, SUNBRELA, SWISH, GASLIGHT, and the one I'm sure would've been a big hit: CUM LAUDE

When life gives you lemons, drink a Big Bronc Big Bronc, now with pulp!

I want to have some Big Bronc

Gaslight was absolutely a real drink. They sold it in stores

i could go for an ice-cold Tork right about now

god i could go for a rowdy righ tnow

trademark squatting ("warehousing") was eventually restricted in the Trademark Law Revision Act of 1988. I wonder if producing this ALIGN paperweight was some sort of attempt to circumvent the law!