Holy shit. I just discovered that by smelting copper and alloying it with tin I can produce a metal with superior strength and durability 🤯. This could change EVERYTHING
Conan O Brian was the funniest guy in the world growing up because he was a comedy writer who wrote some of the funniest things of all time and hired extremely good writers but still could go “nothing we can write is as funny as pulling a lever to see Walker Texas Ranger clips or a bear jerking off”
It's so interesting seeing concepts that seem like they're from fanfiction break containment. Reality is collapsing and the average American now believes in "angel numbers," "twin flames," and "soulbonding"
cool cool cool i’m just thinking of every issue the nyt called people who are still masking histrionic fearmongering trauma addicts who are only doing it for attention
These may be my favorite Etsy discoveries of all time, and they look great in my little trophy hall. Kryptonians beware. Also, houseplants and Bizarros.
This year imma finally beat capitalism using a system of collected coupon codes, credit card points and miles. That'll do it.
The story here is not that Sam Altman "won" anything back. This was a venture-backed ransacking of OpenAI - a judo move that made its board into a rogue's gallery of growth at all costs executives and economists, and a publicity campaign for what will now be a $100bn+ valuation
THEM: If it was important, you'd remember ME: [has ADHD] I frequently forget that close friends of mine exist