Humans share 70% of our DNA with zebrafish. So when you're having difficulty getting anything done, it's usually because a zebrafish is using the DNA.

Could they use that time to do my laundry for me then please?

Is this the sequel to Dragonheart?

Not to mention how this makes me wonder how much zebrafish, then, is in a banana.

Ah thank god … mystery solved finally after 46 yrs.

On the other hand, whenever you're looking particularly fabulous, it's usually because you're using all the zebrafish DNA. You can pay an assistant to get things done for you.

At least they are transparent about it.

Of course why didn’t I think of that

Humans only use 10% of their brain at any time. Because the other 90% is so, so dumb.

I knew it. Damn zebrafish!

Checks out.