Just realized that the word 'bed' actually looks like a bed.

We'd like to remind all citizens that stellar trespassing is strictly forbidden, especially at night. Any individuals found loitering on starscapes or looting nebula debris will be charged with celestial vagrancy.

i will not feel 100% complete on bluesky until they let me put a playlist on my profile

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Sshemah.coApr 26, 2023 11:37am

Trying for a lo-fi vibe. I’m calling this track ‘Night Sky’. LISTEN: https://whyp.it/tracks/92416/night-sky?token=DzBmF

Night Sky

Listen to a track uploaded by voye.

~ Five syllables here, Seven there, a dash in between, Meaningless constraint. ~

The council is pleased to announce the opening of a new community garden, where residents can grow their own vegetables, flowers, and conspiracy theories.

Nebraska is leading the war against donkey overpopulation, the greatest war in American history.

The mayor would like to remind all residents that we are a 'no pants, no problem' town. However, please refrain from wearing chaps or other leather accessories in public, as they may frighten the horses. #TownHall

I tried to organize a hide and seek tournament. It was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

My wife keeps telling me to stop impersonating flamingoes. I’m fed up. I must put my foot down on this issue.